001 Why hi there!
I'm here, I'm here, hold the presses, I'm a bit late, but you've no idea how hard it is to get a cab at this hour! I know you were all waiting to see me, dying too, but please, hold the photographs!

Hello, hello, hello, monsieurs and mademoiselles, I'm your friendly local hair salon owner, Brendan Prince, and if you haven't met me, you haven't had your hair cut in three months, or at least not well, and that is just wrong. I am the proud owner of Prince's Crown Hair Salon, and would gladly schedule any one of you in as long as you didn't mind a bit of a wait, which I'm sure you wouldn't! It is your hair we are talking about, after all!

A little about me? Glad you asked! I'm originally from Massachusetts, but lived in L.A. for years, working my salon there before leaving in the very capable hands of two lesbians named Jo and Martha-they're fabulous and flannel free! I moved back home due to a family loss and set up shop here in the beautiful, bustling Bristol, bringing all you beautiful people Prince's Crown! Aren't you lucky? I'll pause for nods of agreement.

Anyway, that's me! Who are you?