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Brendan Prince (listentomyvoice) wrote,
@ 2008-09-23 09:48:00

001 Why hi there!
I'm here, I'm here, hold the presses, I'm a bit late, but you've no idea how hard it is to get a cab at this hour! I know you were all waiting to see me, dying too, but please, hold the photographs!

Hello, hello, hello, monsieurs and mademoiselles, I'm your friendly local hair salon owner, Brendan Prince, and if you haven't met me, you haven't had your hair cut in three months, or at least not well, and that is just wrong. I am the proud owner of Prince's Crown Hair Salon, and would gladly schedule any one of you in as long as you didn't mind a bit of a wait, which I'm sure you wouldn't! It is your hair we are talking about, after all!

A little about me? Glad you asked! I'm originally from Massachusetts, but lived in L.A. for years, working my salon there before leaving in the very capable hands of two lesbians named Jo and Martha-they're fabulous and flannel free! I moved back home due to a family loss and set up shop here in the beautiful, bustling Bristol, bringing all you beautiful people Prince's Crown! Aren't you lucky? I'll pause for nods of agreement.

Anyway, that's me! Who are you?

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	in_tune 2008-09-23 10:51 am UTC (link)
	... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	listentomyvoice 2008-09-23 11:50 am UTC (link)
	Well hey there, dot dot dot! Pleased to meet you! Aren't you chatty? Slow down, sailor, I'm here all week! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	in_tune 2008-09-23 01:07 pm UTC (link)
	uh... any reason you came to Bristol? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	listentomyvoice 2008-09-23 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	Why not? Besides my parents having lived here for about twenty years, I think it's a quaint little place! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	in_tune 2008-09-24 01:48 am UTC (link)
	Is there a lot of business here for someone who doesn't work at the Hair Cuttery, though? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	listentomyvoice 2008-09-24 06:36 am UTC (link)
	Sure is! Some people just fancy that special touch that my place has to offer! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	technopathy 2008-09-23 01:28 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. Welcome to Bristol. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	listentomyvoice 2008-09-23 02:25 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you tons! And who might you be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	technopathy 2008-09-23 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	I'm Lucy. Right up front, I'm going to let you know that hairdressers scare the crap out of me. Everyone I've ever gone to see has been waaaaay too scissor happy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	listentomyvoice 2008-09-23 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	Hi, Lucy! Oh, listen, I'm only as scissor happy as the occasion calls for! I do what the masses desire! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	innerbrawn 2008-09-23 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	Oh thank God, someone ~~from a real city</i> skilled. Consider me your first new regular customer.~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	listentomyvoice 2008-09-23 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	And what's your name, gorgeous? I'll be glad to pencil just about anyone in who is as sweet as you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	innerbrawn 2008-09-23 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	Lillian Elkins, darling. Your name sound familiar, did you ever work for Hugh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	listentomyvoice 2008-09-23 02:36 pm UTC (link)
	Hugh. Hugh. As in Hugh who? I've done a few Hughs in my past, and worked for a couple, too! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	innerbrawn 2008-09-23 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	The only Hugh worth knowing, dear. As in Hefner. I'm Miss May '03. And Miss June, but May looked better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	listentomyvoice 2008-09-23 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	Get. Out. I did some work for him about two years ago or so now! He was calling all queers, I swear, with how many hair dressers were at his place! Oh my gosh! A former play mate, that is so L.A., I love it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	innerbrawn 2008-09-23 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds like him. Ugh, we have got to network. I've been here a few months and it's nice and all but Rhode Island is no California. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

listentomyvoice
2008-09-23 02:49 pm UTC (link)

Oh baby, do I ever know that! I've done my time, getting my salon up and going, and now I just want to run on back to L.A. and get myself drunk and dance the night away-a past time that the Rhodeys don't seem to get up to. I'd be set if I wanted to quilt, though, let me tell you. Not that I don't love the darlings of Bristol to pieces, muah muah muah, love love love, but really. You and I, lady, are going to have to get together and properly bitch over some Starbucks.

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	innerbrawn 2008-09-23 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	Quilting? Tell me you didn't get the menopause brigade welcome, too! And yes please to the Starbucks. Also heck yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	listentomyvoice 2008-09-23 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	Oh God and Jesus and their little fan club, Yes I did, thank you! Good, good and good! Give me a day to whisk you away, beautiful! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	innerbrawn 2008-09-23 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	I'm soooo sorry. Any day now! My goodness, I'm locked away in this rediculous house with no one but my stepson for company on the weekends. Save me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	listentomyvoice 2008-09-23 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	It was alright. I got muffins! Oh, boo! Come out and play soon-how does tomorrow night sound to you? I'm dying for some good gossip. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aremadeofthese 2008-09-23 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	I am unnerved by your interest in my hair. And also your exclamation points. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	listentomyvoice 2008-09-23 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	I'm used to that. Learn to live with them. Embrace the exclamation points! EMBRACE! (Reply to this) (Parent)